Letter from the Editor

Dear Mrs. Dr. L,

I accept!

Dear Mr. Dr. L (PhD):

I am requesting your services as editor for my blog. In exchange for on-going editing and promoting of this blog, I am offering 50% of the total income as well as input for my 50% as well. I can not gaurantee that any of said money would be spent on things you want, but I will promise to allow you the opportunity to provide input… assuming you are awake, coherent, and present when I make the decision.

I look forward to working with you.

Mrs. Dr. L

My pledge to you, Mrs. Dr. L, is to significantly improve the ham-handed jokes and poor grammar that have plagued this blog from the beginning (love you!). In my position as editor I will do my best to save you from embarrassing typos, cliches, and dangling participles. And since I’m listed as one of the blog’s authors, I guess I’ll actually write original content from time to time.

I’m assuming you made the decision to hire me based on my sophisticated, well-crafted prose on display at The Academy, where I tackle hard-hitting issues like the rise of Donald Trump, religious hypocrisy, and why Kylo Ren is the best Star Wars villain ever. I would encourage you to point your readers there from time to time, as it will be updated with new content on a regular basis.

I look forward to working with you, Mrs. Dr. L. I have a feeling this partnership will be mutually beneficial and rewarding.


Mr. Dr. Special Agent L., PhD


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